joslynfoxes:

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matching icons for you and your gf

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Posted 4 years ago (originally science) + 2,390 notes

jibblyuniverse:

colpiire:

guys remember when BTR and patchy the pirate from spongebob had a crossover

This looks like the start of a very questionable gay porno

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Posted 4 years ago (originally delyluh) + 163,964 notes

official-mermaid:

official-mermaid:

One thing I really like about being a millenial is that everyone just kinda like, Knows their Hogwarts house. Casually. Even people who were never that into Harry Potter. 

If you reblog this, you are contractually obligated to put your house in the tags

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shock:

funniest part about the phrase “godless orgies” is the implication that there are, like, good christian orgies

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Posted 4 years ago (originally shock) + 43,855 notes

shibblog:

theoldness:

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Ancient demon gfs

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Posted 4 years ago (originally theoldness) + 80,162 notes

punkfaery:

i dont want to look “pretty” i want to look otherworldly and vaguely threatening

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Posted 4 years ago (originally beaft) + 806,423 notes

decision:

by Michael

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Posted 4 years ago (originally decision) + 25,756 notes

thyrell:

iwilltrytobereasonable:

otherwindow:

Tooth fairies are a smaller and friendlier subspecies of the larger and much more hostile bone fairies.

Thank you for this bespoke nightmare

bro forget that how much money do i get for a femur under my pillow

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